50 Ways To Balance The Budget

Of course, this should be sung to the tune of Paul Simon's "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover".

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"The problem is all inside your head"

She said to me

"The answer is easy if you

Take it logically

I'd like to help you in your struggle

To be debt-free

There must be fifty ways

To balance the budget"

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning

Won't be lost or misconstrued

But I'll repeat myself

At the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways

To be more shrewd

Fifty ways to balance the budget"

Take out the trash, Kash

Clean out the rot, Scott

Give 'em their notice, POTUS 

And clean out the deep state

Put ‘em on the street, Pete

Make ‘em take flight, Wright

Don’t let them be smug, Doug

Give our country back to us

Ooh, Kick ‘em in the pants, Vance

Give ‘em till dusk, Musk 

Root out their scams, Pam 

And clean out the deep state

Show ‘em the lobby, Bobby 

Don’t care that they cuss, Russ

Not even when they plea, Lee

Give our country back to us