Just So Happened

Just so happened I was driving my wife’s car, which

Just so happens to have SiriusXM satellite radio, when it

Just so happened that I was channel-surfing some less used stations, when it

Just so happened I saw an interview with Jeff Dunham, and it

Just so happened that Jeff had a Comedy Central special airing Sunday, so

I DVR’d it.  

And it

Just so happens that Jeff is appearing in Las Vegas starting in late November, and it

Just so happens that I am going to be in Las Vegas in early December, and it

Just so happens that there is one night when he’s performing that I’m open, so

I bought a ticket.  

And it

Just so happened I noticed the AMEX priority seating option, and it

Just so happens I have an American Express card, so

I got a decent seat.  

So I guess, on this one day, it

Just so happened that all the stars aligned and I got incredibly lucky.